Tweets of March

March 2012 as i saw it

Justin Beiber- Hello
Poonam pandey - wishes on your 18th Birthday
Justin - Who is this
Poonam -Poonam
Justin - Poonam who??
Poonam - twitter me
Justin - u sister

$ _ HARA - Dhoni's pensive mood

John Carter... even worse than a working saturday.

Rahul to retire tomorrow... no not Gandhi

Theorem: March 12, 2011 = #99, March 13, 2012 = # 100...
Equation: 12+1 =13; 2011+1 = 2012 and therefore 99+1 =100
Sachin ab to marlo yaar

Ekta made Ram Kumar look very Sakshi..# pardon my mallu accent
http://www.hindustantimes.com/Entertainment/Television/Ram-Kapoor-kiss-and-tell-trends-on-Twitter/Article1-824631.aspx

Mamta vs Trivedi... cool.. routine.... boring..yawn..
Ramkapoor vs Sakshi.. bring it on...

excise on matches reduced...... i know why... to regnite the economy

SHH....Quiet please... (SHH=Sachin's hundredth hundred)

Kohli is the GOD of the Middle... Aussies ya' listening; Sunny.. er correction.. Indian cricket is in safe fingers

Trivedi you chose the wrong day... its K-holiday

Nitin Gadkari : why do u want to be CM | BS.Yedur-appa : if amma, didi can become, why not appa

Dei Sri Lanka... if you would have won the match.. we wouldn't have voted against you on the UNHRC vote..http://tinyurl.com/7p5c7ku

PM to Pranab - Karunanidhi in-check; Mamata in - Check: Akhilesh in - Check; BJP fighting among themselves-check... aaah.. phew ...okie..now lets roll out the reforms

PM: Mam, The CoalGate is to be tabled today in Parliament, what do we do;
Mam - Simple, gift the BJP MP's some iPads.. they will Closeup (http://tinyurl.com/6qucydz)

hah.. two Sunni dominated countries competing to win the AShia cup

Enna da.. italians, u mess with us in mallu waters, why can't we mess with you in odisha..

oh..the BJP's new gun, the AK-Antony.. okay.. but only Rs. 14 cr.. immaterial yawn... some other scam please

er.. Mr. Zuckerberg.. can i help with your IPO filing, India set up.. or at least accounting maybe, something!http://tinyurl.com/8xvtbha