Politically correct October

Meanwhile at the airport
Ticketing staff: Sir here's your boarding pass 
Manoj Tiwary - er.. whats my seat number
Ticketing staff: Sir, you are on the 12th row,
Manoj Tiwary - Shucks.. here too

Umar: Umar tu-mar, 
Umar : No U-mar Umar
Paki fan - arrey koi to mar

Aussie Aus spanked.. ab 4 din baad ghar jayenge besharam hoke ghar..
bye bye Aussie..
er... written by Vicky's nephew

funny commotion about some "Mango Men" - 
i.. er umm.. simply love the Vadra-obe

The Nobel prize goes to Americans for discoveries in G-protein 
er..ummm.. pure racism i say, just b'coz our politicians failed to patent cwG, 2G etc... 

Meanwhile at DLF's booking office
Agent: Sir, 50 lacs for booking the penthouse
Customer: Sure
Agent: can i have your name
Customer: Rob...
Agent: aah.. ok.. Sir, 50 lacs for the penthouse

IPL strategy idea
er.. Mr. Mallya can buy DECCAN chargers and call it RCB RED.. 
and a few IPL's later.. 

EU gets the nobel peace prize, 
umm.. now they can use the prize money to live in peace and prosperity

Politically correct Sep

How our opposition deals with issues
CWG - Parliament uproar
2G - more parliament uproar 
Coalgate - Parliament bandh
Reforms - Bharat Bandh...

Neighbours in action - Shafiqullah lbw pathan given out by Asad Rauf

Sometimes, i feel my son seems totally clueless to the political crisis..
he wants Krispy Kreme's donuts...

Right now Sehwag & Gambhir are oiling their bat, Zak's practicing his swing, while Yuvi looks on with a BROAD smile

Arun Kejriwal to announce party on Oct 2... clever fellow.. thinks like finance ..
Its Mangalvaar + dry day 

Ind thrash Eng, Pak thrash NZ, SA thrash SL, Aus thrash WI.. so this group of thrashers can now thrash each other out...

Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Thisara Chirantha Perera
Kulasekara Mudiyanselage Dinesh Nuwan Kulasekara
Balapuwaduge Manukulasuriya Amith Jeevan Mendis
Denagamage Proboth Mahela de Silva Jayawardene
Hettige Don Rumesh Lahiru Thirimanne
Balapuwaduge Ajantha Winslow Mends
No, we are just half the SL team

Ind Vs Pak
"Er' He Is Proven Danger" is the anagram of "Opener Virender Sehwag"...

Watt-Son.. the son with 4 MoM's

For Sania, Watching an India Pakistan match is like choosing between Leander or Bhupathi

3 English women arrested from Gayle's room, if the ICC presses charges.. 
its only Fair & Square that the team with the following credentials be given a chance in place of WI
1) a Group from which none of the 3 teams made it to the SF's
2) a team with the maximum wins in the super 8 
3) & Er..umm team which can fetch the maximum TRP ratings
http://tinyurl.com/9k72csn

Zuckerberg announces a billion connexns per day.. very senti
but umm..Nasdaq responds with a 44cents drop - very centi

Politically correct

Miscellaneous updates of Sep

Indian MP: Ok! Suu Kyi won - big deal.. paff.. we keep getting elected inspite of repeat reruns in prison..

Now Kasab cant hang around anymore... in the jails..
Unless he files a petition with the President .. citing Pran-ab Mu(rcy)kar-jhi
http://tinyurl.com/blcbg2g

Anonymous friend - Maccha lets go watch JOKER today.. i have free passes
ME: Uh oh.. sorry da...i have a working saturday...
# self yippee..frills of a working saturday

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking
Today is my first flight and er i forgot to bring my licence. But dont worry, the fly and drive licence agency, told me that flying is still the safest way to travel.
Welcome aboard Air India flight from...
http://tinyurl.com/9btyo87

now a GOD can be liked on FB.. 
http://tinyurl.com/9fp5aj6

In another few hours... 
Samsung executives will know exactly how to upgrade the Galaxy S3 - to S4..

ISRO's successful 100th launch...
er umm.. Sachin Tendulkar - ek aur before ISRO's next one

d'uh does someone sell Chinese Diesel..

ncense sticks - check
Had bath - check
Moli tied on mac - check
Gayathri mantra on iTunes- check
Ok.. now waiting for Tim Cook

Madam: MMS, paaji..how do you tackle atamaM eejrenaB 
MMS: er. no idea.. mam' she likes to rollback everything... 
Madam: aah..ok tell her that MadaM drafted the reforms..
MMS: brilliant..
http://tinyurl.com/8w8xlbl

Tweets of March

March 2012 as i saw it

Justin Beiber- Hello
Poonam pandey - wishes on your 18th Birthday
Justin - Who is this
Poonam -Poonam
Justin - Poonam who??
Poonam - twitter me
Justin - u sister

$ _ HARA - Dhoni's pensive mood

John Carter... even worse than a working saturday.

Rahul to retire tomorrow... no not Gandhi

Theorem: March 12, 2011 = #99, March 13, 2012 = # 100...
Equation: 12+1 =13; 2011+1 = 2012 and therefore 99+1 =100
Sachin ab to marlo yaar

Ekta made Ram Kumar look very Sakshi..# pardon my mallu accent
http://www.hindustantimes.com/Entertainment/Television/Ram-Kapoor-kiss-and-tell-trends-on-Twitter/Article1-824631.aspx

Mamta vs Trivedi... cool.. routine.... boring..yawn..
Ramkapoor vs Sakshi.. bring it on...

excise on matches reduced...... i know why... to regnite the economy

SHH....Quiet please... (SHH=Sachin's hundredth hundred)

Kohli is the GOD of the Middle... Aussies ya' listening; Sunny.. er correction.. Indian cricket is in safe fingers

Trivedi you chose the wrong day... its K-holiday

Nitin Gadkari : why do u want to be CM | BS.Yedur-appa : if amma, didi can become, why not appa

Dei Sri Lanka... if you would have won the match.. we wouldn't have voted against you on the UNHRC vote..http://tinyurl.com/7p5c7ku

PM to Pranab - Karunanidhi in-check; Mamata in - Check: Akhilesh in - Check; BJP fighting among themselves-check... aaah.. phew ...okie..now lets roll out the reforms

PM: Mam, The CoalGate is to be tabled today in Parliament, what do we do;
Mam - Simple, gift the BJP MP's some iPads.. they will Closeup (http://tinyurl.com/6qucydz)

hah.. two Sunni dominated countries competing to win the AShia cup

Enna da.. italians, u mess with us in mallu waters, why can't we mess with you in odisha..

oh..the BJP's new gun, the AK-Antony.. okay.. but only Rs. 14 cr.. immaterial yawn... some other scam please

er.. Mr. Zuckerberg.. can i help with your IPO filing, India set up.. or at least accounting maybe, something!http://tinyurl.com/8xvtbha