Love at first sight

I always believed in love at first sight;
till i met her on that moonless night.

It was dark, she was alone, drenched in rain;
Her hourglass figure reminded me of the Siberian crane.

With every step towards her, she trembled with fear;
my poetic feelings jumped from third to fifth gear.

With poetry on my lips, i was ready for the big show;
I was slightly nervous, sweat trickled down on my brow.

As i saw her, in amazement and shock my face went "RED";
"Son", the old lady quipped, can you spare me some money for some "BREAD"

I always believed in love at first sight;
till i met her on that moonless night.

HAIKU NEWS OF THE WEEK

Well Dusshera is through, all news channels had the same content all over, yawn.... there was ravan, ricky and ganguly all over....... coulndt understand where was the actual ramayan going on...... after a morbid 30 minutezzz, i mutezzd my TV and i surfezzzd for something satirically funny stuff.

This is what i came through

DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS:  An australian boy took this seriously when he wreaked havoc at the zoo while feeding a croc. A turtle, four western blue tongue lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards found their way though the jaws of a 3 mtr croc.... hmmmm .... all of these were exotic animals. The boy all of 7 completed this ritual by bludgeoning the animals to death and handed the croc his breakfast. The Zoo authorities have decided to sue the parents of this wonder boy...

PALIN's DNA - The never ending mythical PALIN's aura never ends. Genealogy experts said that Republican vice president Palin is distantly related to Late Princess Diana and Late President Franklin roosevelt. Ancestory.com said that Palin is the 10th distant cousin of Diana while she is the ninth cousin of the President. To make matters complicated, the web site also quoted Obama and Brad Pitt to be distantly related......... hmmm didnt they look at the colour issue or are they relating to the relation from the evolution of Adam and Eve.

Alistair Cook's authobiography- Isnt this guy just 23 and only 3 years in international cricket.... couldnt beleive my eyes when i saw his interview on BBC..... talking about his autobiography.... does Richie Benaud have one?

FIR filed by a cop - Vietnamese authorities are searching for a masked criminal who reportedly robbed a district police station. The Dan Tri online newspaper quoted investigators in Quang Nam as saying the armed robber forced the duty officer to hand over his mobile phone and some money. Kudos to this masked criminal

Hmm... back to the channel surfing, someone is going all the way to Lanka to find out where Ravan was killed....surf surf,  OPERATION BADLA - RICKY PUNTER is back....., surf surf..... Mumbai mere BAAP ki hai.............. surf surf BIG BOSS... NO WAY.... surf surf D'RONA's trailer - priety says movie is fabolous......... better write a blog about it

BULL YA BEARS - NAH BUNNY SHOW ON WALL STREET

A 700 point crash...ouch. market to go below 10K ......ooof......no increments this year...oooi maa/biwi/GF, a quarter close admist dusshera and diwali.........arre mat yaad dilao yaar, then what about financial analysts on PLAYBOY ...oomph bring it on

Well when the chips are down, sex is the best thing to cheer you up. Playboy the adult entertainment magazine, might just get your spirits UP.

The adult entertainment magazine, famous for its photo spreads of nude women is launching a search for models to pose for its upcoming feature, "Women of Wall Street" for its Feb 2009 edition.

Playboy has in the past published editions with themes such as Women of Enron and Women of Worldcom, now comes up with this idea "Women of Wall Street" to cheer up moods in a dull and sombre market. "When the news gets bad, then maybe that's a chance to make people smile by coming up with something that puts a different twist on it," said Gary Cole, Playboy's photo editor.

To be eligible for the shoot, the model (female) must be 18 years of age and must have worked in a financial institution. 

So coming Feb 09, for starters; quit looking at ICICIdirect.com (by popular vote) you aint gonna get richer, stop reading financial news portals....... just oogle by visiting playboy.com to get real hot Wall Street action. I bet even your boss may put in his shirt.

FORGET THE BULLS AND THE BEARS, ITS THE REIGN OF THE BUNNY.

P.S - Disclaimer - this article is meant only for readers over 18........ I do not hold any playboy.com stocks (hmm not a bad company to invest in - what do you say) and neither do i have any affiliations with LAY-MAN (lehman)