Politically correct October

Meanwhile at the airport
Ticketing staff: Sir here's your boarding pass 
Manoj Tiwary - er.. whats my seat number
Ticketing staff: Sir, you are on the 12th row,
Manoj Tiwary - Shucks.. here too

Umar: Umar tu-mar, 
Umar : No U-mar Umar
Paki fan - arrey koi to mar

Aussie Aus spanked.. ab 4 din baad ghar jayenge besharam hoke ghar..
bye bye Aussie..
er... written by Vicky's nephew

funny commotion about some "Mango Men" - 
i.. er umm.. simply love the Vadra-obe

The Nobel prize goes to Americans for discoveries in G-protein 
er..ummm.. pure racism i say, just b'coz our politicians failed to patent cwG, 2G etc... 

Meanwhile at DLF's booking office
Agent: Sir, 50 lacs for booking the penthouse
Customer: Sure
Agent: can i have your name
Customer: Rob...
Agent: aah.. ok.. Sir, 50 lacs for the penthouse

IPL strategy idea
er.. Mr. Mallya can buy DECCAN chargers and call it RCB RED.. 
and a few IPL's later.. 

EU gets the nobel peace prize, 
umm.. now they can use the prize money to live in peace and prosperity

Politically correct Sep

How our opposition deals with issues
CWG - Parliament uproar
2G - more parliament uproar 
Coalgate - Parliament bandh
Reforms - Bharat Bandh...

Neighbours in action - Shafiqullah lbw pathan given out by Asad Rauf

Sometimes, i feel my son seems totally clueless to the political crisis..
he wants Krispy Kreme's donuts...

Right now Sehwag & Gambhir are oiling their bat, Zak's practicing his swing, while Yuvi looks on with a BROAD smile

Arun Kejriwal to announce party on Oct 2... clever fellow.. thinks like finance ..
Its Mangalvaar + dry day 

Ind thrash Eng, Pak thrash NZ, SA thrash SL, Aus thrash WI.. so this group of thrashers can now thrash each other out...

Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Thisara Chirantha Perera
Kulasekara Mudiyanselage Dinesh Nuwan Kulasekara
Balapuwaduge Manukulasuriya Amith Jeevan Mendis
Denagamage Proboth Mahela de Silva Jayawardene
Hettige Don Rumesh Lahiru Thirimanne
Balapuwaduge Ajantha Winslow Mends
No, we are just half the SL team

Ind Vs Pak
"Er' He Is Proven Danger" is the anagram of "Opener Virender Sehwag"...

Watt-Son.. the son with 4 MoM's

For Sania, Watching an India Pakistan match is like choosing between Leander or Bhupathi

3 English women arrested from Gayle's room, if the ICC presses charges.. 
its only Fair & Square that the team with the following credentials be given a chance in place of WI
1) a Group from which none of the 3 teams made it to the SF's
2) a team with the maximum wins in the super 8 
3) & Er..umm team which can fetch the maximum TRP ratings
http://tinyurl.com/9k72csn

Zuckerberg announces a billion connexns per day.. very senti
but umm..Nasdaq responds with a 44cents drop - very centi